time for jubano!

JUBANO! - EP - Front Cover

So here’s the latest project in my ongoing crusade to continue throwing creative shit at the wall until something finally sticks. It’s a six-track EP of instrumental music made under my JUBANO! moniker. The songs are primarily built around loops and samples, with some additional keyboard work added in using my trusty MIDI synth. It’s good. It’s also free.

The songs can respectively be described thusly: 1) icy ambient, 2) dance-y!, 3) icy electronica, 4) noise, 5) all the previous descriptors smushed together, and 6) incredibly-long meditation. Did I mention it’s good? And free?

Give it a shot. You can stream and download individual tracks below or get the whole thing over at Bandcamp.

And here’s the video for the second track, “Drimdrim”, which I actually posted here a long while back. I’m hoping to have a second video finished (for “Jamaica”) in two weeks or so.

here’s a new tune

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On the first night at my hotel in Queens last Monday, I opened up the window and stuck a microphone outside. For a little over 12 minutes, I recorded the sounds from the street below. Honestly, it wasn’t too exciting – the only worthwhile sound came at the very end, when an ambulance drove by as I was getting ready to bring the microphone back up. I still wanted to use the recording for something, though, so I started messing around with some loops until a song started to take shape.

Here’s the song. The loops consist of a kick drum beat, a bandoneon, and a ronroco, all of which came from a Spanish song whose stem tracks were posted on Indaba a month or two ago. A couple days later – at my hotel in Parsippany, New Jersey – I whipped out my MIDI keyboard and started adding layers and layers of synths sounds. These layers enter, one at a time, for the first six minutes, eventually coming together to form a melody that carries the song the rest of the way. Then the ambulance drives by.

So it’s long and requires patience – I’m not deluding myself into thinking you’re gonna give it much of a shot. But you should – it’s really good. Hit the ‘play’ button below, and chill out for a bit.

Enjoy.

honey brown blues recommends . . .

Endorsements of various things that make life on the road a bit easier:

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Songdrop
Songdrop lets you grab all the various songs that you find enjoyable while browsing around the web and puts them on one page for you. Since most music blogs nowadays don’t give you an option to download the songs they feature – instead embedding a stream of the track via Soundcloud or Bandcamp – this is a good way to keep those songs handy, especially if you’re still not sure if you like the song enough after a listen or two to spring for a band’s album. This site and their Chrome extension replaces the one I used to rely on – ex.fm – a once-awesome site that went to total shit when they decided to update it (all truly handy web programs tend to go to shit eventually, don’t they?). If you wanna listen to the tunes I’ve been digging while on the road, you can check out my Songdrop profile here.

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TVfoodmaps.com
In my week in review piece this past Sunday, I wrote about 2 very good restaurants in New Brunswick, New Jersey. I found both of those restaurants through TVfoodmaps.com, a site that maps out a bunch of restaurants that have been featured on various gluttony-focused TV shows. If you’re taking a trip, just tell ‘em where you’re headed, and it’ll show you all the restaurants along your route. Or just type in the name of any city, and it’ll tell you what’s nearby. I would have never learned of those 2 restaurants in New Brunswick – along with a very fine burger place in Hackensack that I’ll be writing about this Sunday – if it wasn’t for this site. My stomach thanks you, TVfoodmaps. My arteries, on the other hand, do not.

Walgreens
I take medication. I’m also in a different city almost every day. When it’s time to get a refill on my prescription, I call the Walgreens nearest to me and they transfer things over to their location. When the next refill time comes along, the process repeats, delightfully-free of any hassles.

Also – and I’m sure I sound like a total shill saying this but it’s true – their sales don’t fuck around, especially if you use their rewards card at checkout.

The N

The Neon Lounge
Going strong for six years and getting better with each post, this blog by my friend Tyge in Vegas is must-read which I highly encourage everyone to follow. What amazing stories and photographs is Tyge gonna post next? There’s only one way to find out (i.e. by checking out The Neon Lounge every day, so as to take in all its fresh delights).

The Simpsons™- Tapped Out - Android Apps on Google Play

The Simpsons Tapped Out
By making every task play out in real time, this game really, really, really wants you to spend money so that you can speed things up. They also require you to pony up cash in order to get the cooler buildings like the Duff Brewery and Scorpio’s Lair. But there’s no way in hell I’m spending money on this thing because:

1) Brother, I’ve got all the time in the world. And I’m a very patient person. And there’s plenty of things I can do with my time while waiting for Jake’s Unisex Hair Palace to be built.
2) I would never give a single dime to a company that treats its customers as horribly as Electronic Arts.
3) Why would anyone spend actual money to buy intangible items that have zero value outside of a game that you’ll eventually get bored with? Yes, Scorpio’s Lair is pretty cool, but c’mon.

Really, the reason that I play the game – and the reason I recommend it – is because it never fails to bring a smile to my face when I tap on certain characters or see certain animations. Hearing Ned say, “Howdily doodily”, or Homer plead, “Stop it, giant finger!”, or seeing Moe spying on Marge while hiding in a shrub – these things are worth the game’s small annoyances. They’re just not worth spending money on.

Other recommended Android apps that have been very helpful during my travels:

1) Sworkit Pro – a great way to get some exercise without leaving my hotel room.
2) Songkick – when I pull into a new city, I use this to see what bands are playing nearby. It’s how I got to see Wilco in Brooklyn last year. It’s also how I lucked out in catching an absolutely amazing show by Jessie Ware – also in Brooklyn – this past Wednesday.
3) MLB At Bat – because obviously. Oh man, I’m so glad baseball’s back.

what i did on my winter vacation

me! - joshua tree national park

It’s time for me to head back out on the road again. As such, it’s also time for me start posting regularly again.  In a couple days, I’ll once again be documenting my travels here, mainly through photographs and lists of everything I’ve been eating.  How fun!

Before that begins, here’s how I’ve been passing the time since the end of August (i.e. the last time I posted anything of relevance here):

I fell for hot chicken.  Hard.

picture does it no justice

Upon returning from these long periods on the road, my usual goal is to focus on cooking meals at home. Part of that focus involves ditching meat and cooking almost-exclusively vegetarian dishes, with fish being the lone exception. The real reason for this is . . . well, I love cooking and miss it dearly while traveling. But more importantly, it’s to give my body a break from months and months of eating crap on the road. Like this. Or this. Or this.

Oh man, now I can’t wait to start eating crap again.

Anyway, my apartment was kinda-sorta destroyed over the summer (the story can be found here), so my return to Nashville found me scrambling to find a place to live instead of heading up to Trader Joe’s to buy tofu nuggets.  Things ended up working out really well, as one of my favorite friends let me live at her place.  However, the cooking-myself-healthy aspect didn’t work out too well, for three main reasons.  First, there’s a damn fine deli within walking distance, and their banh mi (among many other options) is awesome.  Second, there’s a hipster-foodie butcher shop not much further away and their pork chops (locally sourced and antibiotic-free, of course) are incredibly-thick cut and just blissful.

But the main culprit has been Pepperfire and their hot chicken.  That dish pictured above – hot chicken tenders on top of slices of white bread, with fries and potato salad (and a bucket of some ranch on the side) – has been ordered by me at least every other week (probably closer to every 10 days, which is as long as I can hold out).  Every time I finish eating it, a lovely, comforting warmth comes over me – I go and lay down, take in the warmth, and tune out happily for a little bit.

Many, many decades from now, I want this to be my last meal.  I want a member of my family (an unyet-conceived son or daughter, or – since it’ll be the future – a newly-purchased robo-son or mecha-daughter) to rush in to the hospital room with a to-go box from Pepperfire (if the restaurant’s closed by then, hopefully this will be achieved through time travel).  ”Am I too late?” he or she will ask, breathing heavily (or with a slightly-overheated CPU for my mecha-daughter).  The rest of my family – gathered around me – will shake their heads as I frailly extend the hand I didn’t lose during Water War IV out towards the hot chicken.  He or she will then place the box on my lap and open it up.  With all my remaining energy, I will sit up and slowly start into my meal – only requiring assistance to open up the packet of ranch dressing, which is really tough to do with only one hand.  Upon finishing, I will smile broadly.  Bits of cayenne pepper will be all around my mouth, but I won’t care, ’cause who the hell would I be trying to impress at this point.

And then the warmth would come over – that lovely, enveloping hot chicken warmth.  My family would gather closer.

“Fuck yeah,” I’d whisper.  And that would be end of me.

God, I’m gonna miss that place.

 I went to Florida twice.

downtown tampa

And it actually wasn’t too horrible. For the uninitiated, I spent my formative years in Tampa and . . . well, I still consider moving away to be best decision I’ve ever made. My folks are still there, though, and – after six months of being unavailable due to work – momma wants to see her boy, so I end up visiting once I’m done with work in September and again when it’s time to resume my travels.  This year’s visits turned out really well, mainly because I managed to also spend a good amount of time with old friends, some of which I hadn’t seen in many years.  And I got to catch a baseball game while there.  And I got to ride a bunch of roller coasters while at Busch Gardens.

The only real downsides:  Holy crap, Busch Gardens is expensive if you’re not a Florida resident anymore!  Also, I ended up catching a pretty stubborn cold during my first visit.  However, both of these negatives were easily mitigated by the fact that I got to eat a bunch of home-cooked Cuban meals while there.  Mmm, ropa vieja!

(After reading these last two sections, it should not surprise you in the least to learn that I’ve recently been prescribed medication for high cholesterol)

I also went to Michigan twice.

 kalkaska

I was seriously considering moving there back in September, after finding myself weirdly-attached to the place during the six weeks I spent working in Michigan back in the spring.  Visiting twice during the winter, though, proved too much for my Puerto-Rico-born and Florida-raised bones – both visits justified my decision to stay in cozy Nashville, where winter isn’t much of anything most of the time (even though it’s snowing outside as I right this).

Anyway, both visits were lovely and I still very-much like Michigan – I just don’t want to live there anymore.

I made an extensive outline and did a lot of research for book #2.

a 70-page outline, some of which ain't crappy

Book number 2 is set in Michigan – doing research for it was the reason for my first trip up there.  My intention was to spend the winter months writing the first draft, but plans got derailed as other creative pursuits (see below) took over vast chunks of my free time.  The goal now is to write the book while I’m on the road – hopefully, work will take me back to Michigan (once its warmer) so I can get a bit more research done.

And here’s where I remind you that my first book is readily available and it’s good and you should buy it ’cause I love you.

I started making wood transfers based on the photographs I took on the road last year.

wood transfer of the packard motel

This was the first of the creative pursuits that took me away from book-writing.  These were fun to make, but incredibly time-consuming and incredibly easy to fuck-up (I fucked up a lot).  I ended up making enough good ones that I was confident to participate in one of those DIY-craft shows that seem to take place now every week throughout Nashville.  And I sold half of them, which made me quite happy.  Had an Etsy shop going for a little bit, too, but that’s gone now ’cause I can’t keep up with shipping stuff while traveling.  I want to do more of these, but it’ll have to wait until this year’s travels come to an end.  Also, I’m determined to find a less-easily-fuckupable method for doing these things.  A friend of mine has suggested encaustic, which I just might try as soon as I figure out what it is.

I went back to Vegas.

el cortez - vegas

And I only lost 40 bucks!  That’s $200 less than what I lost last year!  Can’t wait to beat the bank next year.

It has become something of an annual tradition for me to head west in the winter for a week.  And I always start things off with a couple days in Vegas.  I just really like that town.  More importantly, my great friend Tyge lives there and I really, really enjoy exploring the city with him and hanging out at his regular haunts while losing money (but only a small amount!) on video poker.

As always, I took a bunch of pictures while there, which can all be found at my Flickr page.  My trip also featured heavily-Flickrized stops at Joshua Tree, the Salton Sea, and Los Angeles.  Speaking of . . .

I went to Los Angeles for the first time since I was 9 and really, really dug it.

l.a. from the griffith observatory

Man, L.A. was a lot better than I was expecting.  It probably helps that I was there during a weekend, and traffic wasn’t too bad.  Also of help was the fact that I was staying in Little Tokyo (visiting my closest of friends, which clearly helped too), and there were a bunch of great places to visit within walking distance.  Of the greatest help, though, was the fact that the weather was lovely even though it was the middle of January and the rest of the country was freezing while the sun shone bright over Los Angeles and Hollywood and Venice Beach and Santa Monica and how the hell do people choose NOT to live in this part of the country?  Beyond Vegas, I try to vary my westward vacations by venturing off in a different direction each time, but my next western trip might be the same as this year’s, because everything about this year’s trip was awesome.

Except for the fact that I caught another cold while there.  And, sorry Tyge, but that raw food place we went to in Vegas was . . . oh, I’ll just call it poor, even though my burps were surprisingly tasty afterward.

I hunkered down and recorded a very long new album.

pretty, pretty album cover

This was the second of my creative pursuits that pushed aside the book writing.  The album is called Curtains, and it’s the culmination of 10+ years of recording music, either by myself (mostly by myself) or with a few good friends, in various houses, apartments, and motels around the country.  It’s also six hours long and features 100 songs.  But they’re all awesome, so it’s totally worth your time.  Seriously – I’m really proud of this release.  You can read more about it at my band’s site, you can download the whole thing for free by clicking this direct link (i.e. the whole, 785mb-shebang  will start downloading as soon as you click it), you can sample ten songs over at Soundcloud, or you can give it  a listen below:

And that’s pretty much it for my winter.  That also concludes my long absence from this site – I look forward to getting back into the blogging spirit once I start my travels again on Monday.

Thanks for reading.  Now I’m off to get some hot chicken.

the march of the tongue brigade

Persuant to last week’s bit of self-promotion (as if this entire blog isn’t one continuous exercise in self-promotion), here is the newly-remastered version of the album that I made with my friend Casey under the JUBANO! name. Give it a listen below, then – if you really dug it – go to Bandcamp and purchase a copy.

I wrote a piece briefly explaining how the project came to be. You can read it over at Lambright Press.

Lastly, here’s a video that I made for a drastically-reworked version of one of the tracks. If you check the description on YouTube, you’ll note that I made this more than two years before Geico used the same gimmick for one of their commercials. I’m always three steps ahead of those bastards.

a song, a video, a bear on a rocket, panama

I busted a tuning peg on my guitar about two months ago. Since then, all the music I’ve been making while traveling has been created either with my keyboard or by making loops from other people’s songs. The song below is an example of the latter – it takes bits and pieces from the song “Calgary” by Bon Iver and turns it into a soothing, meditative piece. Enjoy.

JUBANO! was the name I once used for all my experimental/instrumental music. Since that’s the type of music I’ve been creating lately, I figured I’d bring the name back. More JUBANO! tracks can be found at Soundcloud. Many more are on the way.

And just for the heck of it, here’s a video I made last year featuring a poem read by my friend Casey (I did the music, too) – both the song and the video are pretty high up on the list of favorite things I’ve ever done.

sixth song from the road

It’s called ‘Ah Ah Ah’ – if you give it a listen, you’ll know why very quickly. My criteria for this one is that I wanted to do it entirely with my MIDI keyboard. With the exception of the drum sample and my vocal, that’s exactly what I did. This song’s a bit of an odd duck, but odd ducks are the coolest. It was recorded Monday and Tuesday in Room 201 of the Super 8 in Romulus, Michigan. Enjoy.

Click on the Soundcloud widget below to give it listen or a download.

fifth song from the road

Not to brag, but I really like this one. Most of the lyrics were taken from an unfinished song that I wrote last year after hanging out at a park in Richmond, Virginia (a picture of the park – which was next to a river with elevated train tracks running along one end – is on the Soundcloud widget below). I’ll post that demo on my band’s site someday. In the meantime, enjoy this much-better version.

Half of this was recorded in Room 513 of the Hawthorn Suites in Southfield, Michigan. The other half was recorded in Room 307 of the Super 8 in Roseville, Michigan. All of it was mixed together in Roseville. It was recorded with an acoustic-electric guitar, a MIDI keyboard, the iBone app played through a Kindle Fire, a pair of brushes tapped against my knee, and a cymbal sampled from yet-another unreleased song of mine.

Click on the Soundcloud widget below to give it listen or a download.

fourth song from the road

After a trio of songs that hovered around the 5 minute mark, I wanted my next song to be short and poppy. This is what I came up with:

It was recorded in Room 513 of the Hawthorn Suites in Southfield, Michigan. I played the acoustic-electric guitar, the tambourine, the melodica, and a MIDI keyboard. Then I warbled over it with hastily-scribbled lyrics. It’s only two-and-a-half minutes of your life – give it a shot.

Enjoy.

regarding names

I’ve recently had two friends tell me very similar things: they really liked my book but they hated all the names that I gave the characters.  For the most part, it’s a correct assessment – they’re all pretty bland names.  That’s mainly because I really suck at naming characters (among other things – see also: the title of the book).

The names weren’t completely chosen at random, though – however slight, there was some reasoning behind them, just not any that was of importance to the character.  Here are all the names in the book and why I chose them:

1) Glen – While I was getting ready to start the first draft (at which point the main character was just called Guy), I was watching a lot of Childrens Hospital (you should do that, too).  One of the characters on that show is Dr. Glenn Richie, played by Ken Marino.  I don’t know why I dropped the second ‘n’.
2) Haley – Named after the late porn star, Haley Paige (link is safe for work).
3) Britt – No real reason for this one.
4) Rita – Named after the dog that Irene Jacob hits with her car in Krzysztof Kieślowski’s Red.  The dog survived.
5) Kim – She was just Girl in my outline.  Kim was the name of a friend of a friend who I had met for the first time on the week in which I started writing the chapter that introduces this character.  It’s just that basic sometimes.
6) Trish – Named after the late singer for the band Broadcast, Trish Keenan.  I really don’t know why dead girl names tend to stick with me.
7) Annie – Named after a girl I went to college with.  She was in my Sex & Gender Roles class.  She helped keep me grounded in reality on the days in which I’d show up to class while tripping.
8) Dennis, Jeremy, And Ben – respective boyfriends of Britt, Rita, and Haley.  Also the name of fellas that 3 of my female acquaintances date.

So now that you’ve seen my reasoning, I’d like to know about yours.  If you write fiction of any type, how do you come up with names for your characters?  Do they just come naturally or do you struggle with it as well?  Are they based on some sort of character trait (“hmm, this character is pretty noble – I will call him Philip Noble”)?  Do you keep them relatively normal or try to come up with something unique?

Let me know in the comments.  And please don’t ever call a character Philip Noble.

third song from the road

It’s actually an old song (one of my oldest – pretty sure I wrote it 10 years ago), but this is a new version of it. It’s called ‘Julie’ and it’s based on a time that a friend of mine (we’ll call her Lujie) told me she was in love with her (first-ever) boyfriend, who she had only been dating for a couple weeks.

Recorded over the past two days in my sweet, sweet Dayton hotel suite. I used my trusty acoustic-electric on this, as well as my MIDI keyboard. I also used the following Android apps, as played through my Amazon Kindle:

SPC Music Sketchpad
Plasma Sound

Both apps are highly recommended.

Listen to the song and/or download it below. The last third is loud and awesome, so stick around for it. Enjoy.

second song from the road

Here’s an electronic instrumental based on that Anthony Goicolea exhibit that I briefly mentioned last weekend.  The title – “Destruction Of Absurd Predicaments” – comes from a description of one of his pieces, which I actually jotted down incorrectly (it was part of a sentence that ended with “destructive or absurd predicaments”).

Most of the percussion is sampled from the song “Darius Rucker Is Dead” as performed by a group called Mean Wind. The rest was done by banging a mini baseball bat together with the cut knob from an unfinished, full-sized baseball bat – both were acquired at the Louisville Slugger Museum in Louisville. There’s also some voice stuff going on and deeply-buried handclaps.

All of that was recorded in Louisville last weekend. The electronic stuff was recorded with my MIDI keyboard this Wednesday in Room 110 of the Days Inn in Dayton, Ohio where I’ve been convalescing for the past three days.

Click on the Soundcloud widget below to give it listen or a download. Enjoy.

Paris Street – Destruction Of Absurd Predicaments by Paris Street

first song from the road

It’s not really called “Flattered” – sometimes, you gotta hold some things back.

Recorded with my trusty acoustic-electric and the tiny MIDI keyboard I carry around with me on the road. I also used the following apps, which I played through my Kindle Fire:

iBone
Musical Lite
Solo

I did the music yesterday and the words today. It was recorded in Room 219 of the Days Inn on Blairwood Road in Louisville, Kentucky.

Enjoy. Here’s one more doodle from my notebook:

Mid-Thirties Angst: The Radio Play

Rather than posting the first chapter of my new book here – which was how I planned to kick off this week of blogging – I decided instead to turn the chapter into a radio play.  That way, you can just press play on the Soundcloud widget below and enjoy while I – with the assistance of my friend, Jenna – do all the reading for you.

Fair warning:  there are swear words.

Enjoy.

Mid-Thirties Angst: A Short Novel – Chapter 1: Portland, Maine by Paris Street

The Kindle version of Mid-Thirties Angst: A Short Novel is still available through Amazon for 99 cents until the end of this week, after which you’ll have to pay a little more. The paperback version will be available (hopefully) later this week for $5.99.