My friend Jenna and I came up with this list back in January, while bored at a bluegrass show in Nashville. I had forgotten all about it until last weekend, when I was clearing out some notes stored in my phone. I present it here for no other reason than the fact that it amuses me:
Spelunker’s Droop
Ingrown Nostril
Restless Vulva Syndrome
Fart Murmur
Knee Crabs
Pet Shop Boil
Tennis Rectum
Hungry Hungry Hip
Auctioneer’s Urethra
Blooming Bunion
Spontaneous Lactation
Belle And Sciatica
Semi-Prolapse
Yo Gabba Goiter
Dislocated Taint
Multiple Skeletorosis
Elbow Pus
Athlete’s Eye
Snus Knuckle
Sodomy’s Wallet
Hubba Uvula
Overactive Pikachu
Anal Palpitations
Calloused Colon
The Lupus Of The Sierra Madre
Rebel Yell
Ludacris’ Disease
Feel free to make up your own in the comments.